i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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