apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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