My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I believe in your delicious
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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