You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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