Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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