I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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