your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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