it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Slut skills are useful in every country.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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