Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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