Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
one might say we're banned from that church
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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