Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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