I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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