I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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