why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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