Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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