so that wasnt chicken after all
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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