i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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