Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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