I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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