so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
