so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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