She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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