Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i believe in u and ur pee
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
FUCK WHALES
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