similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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