don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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