I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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