it wasn't lemon gatorade
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He felt like a one man threesome
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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