there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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