What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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