We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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