Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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