Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Where is the hickey?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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