we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i now understand why vodka
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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