I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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