So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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