He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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