ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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