I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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