Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Terrible idea I love it
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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