I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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