yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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