I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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