super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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