He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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