we have pet lesbian snakes
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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