who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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