you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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