Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you made out with another girl for some wings
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