It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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