I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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