So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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