forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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