Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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