so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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