so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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