awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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