Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.