even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.