you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
